Mike Brown. Eric Garner. Trayvon Martin. What do these names have in common? Oh, right - they belong to thuggish idiots, some of whom thought it was a good idea to get violent with cops or armed citizens. They've been made into martyrs for one of the dumbest movements in American history - and what happens if you point out certain unpleasant facts, such as Michael Brown brutally robbing a store on the same day he was put down? Well, you'll invariably hear that he was innocent, that he... dindu nuffin'. Well, if this annoys you like it annoys us, then it's time for you to buy some Dindu Muffins.